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It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?
It had 15,000 calls from men all over the country!!!!
That dogs "profile" appeals to men because those are the qualities that men are looking for. When I was in college I had one guy that was having bad luck with his dating profile (he was a older student, late 20's).
So if a man writes a profile appealing to what women are looking for, he'd surely be popular with the ladies. I helped tweak his profile to sound more female-friendly and he had more replies than he could handle.
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Some willingness to assist with basic bodily functions required." "MWM, 73, looking for SWF 18-35 for an intimate encounter with my wife and myself in a threesome. The things she does with her teeth are out of this world, too, especially when their in her mouth. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.